Not Superstitious Funny Shirt - Dry Humor Graphic T-Shirt - Sarcastic Quote Shirt - Heavyweight T-Shirt

If your humor is subtle, dry, and just a little... stitious - this shirt is for you.

This minimalist typography tee features a clean, centered design in a classic typewriter-style font on a black shirt. No loud graphics. No gimmicks. Just smart humor that people get.

Perfect for everyday wear, gifting, or anyone who appreciates clever understatement and clean design.

✦ DETAILS ✦

* Unisex fit
* Premium black t-shirt
* White ink, matte finish
* Center-chest minimalist typography
* Comfortable, breathable fabric
* Professionally printed

✦ STYLE ✦

* Clean & modern
* Minimalist typography
* Dry/sarcastic humor
* Easy to dress up or down

✦ MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR ✦

* Fans of subtle humor
* Office humor lovers
* Birthdays, holidays, or just because
* Anyone who's "not superstitious... but maybe a little"

MATERIAL & FIT (Printify-safe wording)

* Unisex modern fit
* Soft cotton or cotton blend (varies by color)
* Runs true to size

IMPORTANT NOTES

* This is a printed apparel item, not a digital download
* Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings
* Mockups are for display purposes only

Seamless double-needle collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.